FEIGNED COMPLEXITY

Keep It Simple Sweetheart! There’s No Need to Question the Obvious!

https://www.cell.com/trends/cognitive-sciences/fulltext/S1364-6613(23)00214-0#%20

They give out how much in grant money? How is this possible? Just look at the money! Millions of dollars for what? To prove scientists are so fucking stupid it’s a good thing breathing is a reflex? My head spins! By 6 months after gestation, the fetus is capable of situational awareness. By the 7th month, they can demand attention and display  excitement. It is around that time also when they can be taught to cooperate by conforming their posture to achieve a goal (ie: to be relocated off of the mother’s bladder or to curl into a tight ball to be lifted and rocked independent of the mother.)

Once they are born, they immediately recognize auditory cues and will turn toward the source of those sounds with excitement, often trying to speak and usually ‘jumping’. At least this behavior can be expected of a 1 to 2  month old baby! All they have to do is ask any massage therapist who performs pregnancy massage! You can’t be a sentient being and not develop a close nit relationship with the little baby whom has first been lifted up and rocked by your hands! Of course they are excited to finally see their friend - the person they learned they could demand to ‘see’ or spend time with before they were born! Who doesn’t like an awesome endorphin rush? Fucking morons!!

What’s that? You need a few million to prove that infants who receive regular massage from parents as well as a (and my fingers draw up and cramp to type this filthy word) masseuse, every other month or so, have greater body awareness, are more coordinated and are in general more intelligent? Well, fuckity! How odd the little baby accepts being lifted and carried by their ‘friend’ and quickly learns ROM exercises! WTF ever! But don’t, don’t dare consider the woman who swears - on the very life of her child that the massage therapist helped her convince her body to conceive! Oh! And threaten the healer’s ability to provide for themselves by taking away their license and office space if they dare to attempt to convince the cells of a particular system of the body to perform the task which the cells were originally created to perform! What’s that? Nerve cells are originally free-floating and on their own map out and create neuro pathways via repetition? There is too a good reason they are incapable of that function once neuro pathways are already formed - because SCIENCE!! MEDICAL SCIENCE SAYS THE PATIENT IS FUCKED! How dare you offer ‘hope’!

Sorry, I’m on a rant. This shit just pisses me off! MRI PROVED THE INDIVIDUAL CELLS OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM CAN CREATE NEW PATHWAYS! What? Stop the presses? The C-4 and C-6 nerve bundles were documented on MRI creating new pathways to connect with the completely severed C-5 branching trunk returning sensation to the dermatomal area of C-5? Let’s prove and defend this phenomenon? No. No, nothing like that, just the next patient who presents with a similar injury, repeat what was done for the last patient, even though the science knows it is impossible, except for the clear MRI…

I wrote a language for body workers. Any nurse, doctor, LMT, PT, anybody with a medical background could easily read it. SOAP Notes, detailed, specific SOAP Notes could be read in just a few lines of a shorthand type text and symbols.

I created a system for wellness which was “above reproach”. It utilized several diagnostic tools of which the mind/body/spirit worker was ‘reduced’ to just that. Every person had a baseline for comparison. Treatment plans were made WITH the patient in a conference setting. I don’t even know where any of that shit is anymore!

I designed a postural hydrotherapy device - with patient over-ride control settings… BUT, I didn’t forfeit the time and intellect required to be sacrificed to acacdumbia in order to be considered. The system in operation now is perfect. It operates precisely as it was designed to do… I’ll go handle dogs now - they are open to new ideas. (Sorry - have to have a good scream now and then. They work better when they are heard.) Thanks for reading my scream!